Susan was working on her beaded silk evening gown and thought she’d sed a picture to her kids. She snapped the pic, sent it off, and then happily chatted about them and how great they are while she couchstiched this and backstitched that.
Then her phone went off. She picked it up and read: “I don’t know, Mom. It’s A LOT”
Picking up the scraps of beading, rhinestones and opals (with an assist and a wig form from Tchad) she said: “Jerks. I’ll show them A LOT”
She then sent them this:
“Well, here’s the matching hat”